UGH, IT’S SO ROUND AND USEFUL, I HATE IT!
- Facebook User the day the wheel came out.
It was weird for Ken Burns to charge people to take a nap in front of him last night in Portland.
- David Page
New Hiccup Remedy: Hold your breath until you drown in your neighbor’s pool.
- Artie Johann
Oh, I thought you said GUND show.
- - Girl who collects stuffed, plush toys misunderstanding a meathead showing off his arms.
Thanks for having us over for dinner. If you pretend to be our servant, I’ll give you money.
- The First Restaurant
With ten major religions in the world even the most religious person is 90% an atheist, they look at the other 9 with total rationality.
- Javed Akhtar
Looking forward to the next craze, driving nails into people planking.
- Josh Hara
Sometimes people who wave flags, don’t deserve having them.
Man, Charlie Sheen is a freaking mess.
- Gary Busey
