UGH, IT’S SO ROUND AND USEFUL, I HATE IT!

- Facebook User the day the wheel came out.

It was weird for Ken Burns to charge people to take a nap in front of him last night in Portland.

- David Page

New Hiccup Remedy: Hold your breath until you drown in your neighbor’s pool.

- Artie Johann

Oh, I thought you said GUND show.

-  - Girl who collects stuffed, plush toys misunderstanding a meathead showing off his arms. 

Thanks for having us over for dinner. If you pretend to be our servant, I’ll give you money.

- The First Restaurant

With ten major religions in the world even the most religious person is 90% an atheist, they look at the other 9 with total rationality.

- Javed Akhtar

Looking forward to the next craze, driving nails into people planking.

- Josh Hara

Sometimes people who wave flags, don’t deserve having them.

Thought I’d share this design again.

Thought I’d share this design again.

Man, Charlie Sheen is a freaking mess.

- Gary Busey